Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Funny Theorem about Scientists :)

Theorem
^^^^^^^^

Scientists will never make as much money as business
executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains
why this is true:


Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every scientist knows,

Work
---------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power,
and Time = Money,

we have:

Work
----------- = Knowledge
Money


Solving for Money, we get:

Work
------------------ = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity
regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
^^^^^^^^^^

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Hey Good one.....dudee...

4:10 PM, March 30, 2009  

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